Monday, June 27, 2011

As the Crow Pries

Survival, the tool.
It's small, heavy, hard and versatile. A crowbar is a singularly useful tool in a post apocalyptic world. It's like a baseball bat, a doorbell, a doorknob, a hammer, a bottle opener and a back scratcher, all in one! So today we will discuss the merits of carrying a crowbar with you when the zombies come.

Well, there is only so much you can say about a crowbar without repeating yourself, but it boils down to this. A crowbar is a metal hook with blades on both ends that can kill zombies and open doors. Do you really need more than that?

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